Yes, I said "teh". It fits with this post.
Here's my descriptions of the dogs I'm sitting for this weekend:
Sparky: the big white one. Rita calls him the only "stupid" one. He is an attention whore, that likes to lay on your feet, or in front of the screen door. More like the lazy one.
Chucky: the big black. A great boat dog, fetches constantly, and if left alone for a while, I have to entice him out from under the front porch. I like the name. It reminds me of the discworld game. "Chucky chucky chucky!"
Puffy: "Wheezy" can't go more than five feet without having to clear his lungs. Loves being petted.
Arly: aka Mini- me. She thinks that fetch means "Chase Me!" She is the one that was poisoned the other week, so there was extra attention paid to her, and she lords that over the others.
Mouska: Orange Pomme. Born with inverted kneecaps on her hind legs. She can scoot along really well. looks like a meercat. Wants you to chase her a few feet before you pick her up, so she runs in little circles, scooting like a seal.
now she's sodomizing the bear, too.
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