Oh Geez, Now I remember how I spent V-day. I tried to block it out. My friend at the local porn/head shop was bored off of her butt and called me to bring her a chai. Good excuse to get away from my boss. I stopped to feed and water the animals on my way to deliver the drink, only to slide on a loose board on the porch and land my ass in the mud puddle where the dogs run. And my foot was caught between the boards on the porch. I was amazed that I didn't break anything... I didn't even sprain it! All those years of falling down must have been practice.
Needless to say, I showered and had to start laundry before I could hand her a lukewarm chai. And all I could do was laugh about it.
So, not only did I not get lucky, I was watching the other lonely pervs wander through the shop.
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